Funny Would You Rather Questions for Adults

Would you rather have the ability to fly but only 3 feet off the ground OR be invisible but only when no one is looking?

Would you rather have spaghetti for hair OR marshmallows for teeth?

Would you rather speak only in rhymes OR sing everything you say?

Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a dog OR a pet elephant the size of a hamster?

Would you rather have rainbow-colored skin OR polka-dotted hair?

Would you rather only be able to hop everywhere you go OR only be able to walk backwards?

Would you rather have fingers as long as legs OR legs as short as fingers?

Would you rather sneeze glitter OR cry chocolate milk?

Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball OR the size of a watermelon?

Would you rather wear clown shoes every day OR a clown nose every day?

Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life OR feel like you need to sneeze but not be able to?

Would you rather have a rewind button for your life OR a pause button?

Would you rather be able to talk to animals OR speak every language in the world?

Would you rather have wheels for feet OR springs for legs?

Would you rather live in a house made of cheese OR a house made of chocolate?

Would you rather have a magic carpet that flies OR boots that let you walk on water?

Would you rather be extremely tall OR extremely short?

Would you rather have super strength OR the ability to read minds?

Would you rather be covered in scales OR covered in fur?

Would you rather have a tail OR have pointy ears?

Would you rather be able to change color like a chameleon OR regenerate like a starfish?

Would you rather have a photographic memory OR be able to forget anything you want?

Would you rather live underwater OR live in space?

Would you rather have X-ray vision OR super hearing?

Would you rather be able to fly OR be able to turn invisible?

Would you rather have gills OR have wings?

Would you rather speak every language OR play every instrument?

Would you rather be the fastest person in the world OR be able to fly?

Would you rather have the ability to shrink OR the ability to grow?

Would you rather live in a treehouse OR live in a castle?

Would you rather be able to breath underwater OR survive in space?

Would you rather have super speed OR super strength?

Would you rather be able to control fire OR control water?

Would you rather have night vision OR be able to see through walls?

Would you rather never have to sleep OR never have to eat?

Would you rather know the date of your death OR the cause of your death?

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future OR 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

Would you rather live a comfortable life without passion OR a difficult life doing what you love?

Would you rather be famous for something embarrassing OR be unknown forever?

Would you rather lose all your memories from birth to now OR lose your ability to form new memories?

Would you rather know all the mysteries of the universe OR know every outcome of every choice you make?

Would you rather be loved by everyone but feel empty inside OR be hated by everyone but feel fulfilled?

Would you rather have the power to change one decision from your past OR see one decision from your future?

Would you rather live in a world without art OR a world without science?

Would you rather have unlimited knowledge OR unlimited wisdom?

Would you rather be able to feel others emotions OR have others feel your emotions?

Would you rather save 100 strangers OR save one person you love?

Would you rather live forever but never fall in love OR live a normal life span with your soulmate?

Would you rather be able to speak to the dead OR see into the future?

Would you rather have perfect physical health OR perfect mental health?

Would you rather end world hunger OR end all wars?

Would you rather be incredibly successful but lonely OR have deep relationships but struggle financially?

Would you rather live in a world where lying is impossible OR where privacy doesn't exist?

Would you rather have the ability to change people's minds OR read people's minds?

Would you rather know you are living in a simulation OR never know the truth about reality?

Would you rather sacrifice yourself to save humanity OR let humanity figure out its own problems?

Would you rather be reborn into your same life OR be born as someone completely different?

Would you rather have a meaningful life that no one remembers OR a meaningless life that everyone remembers?

Would you rather be able to prevent one historical tragedy OR cure one current disease?

Would you rather live in a utopia but be the only unhappy person OR live in a dystopia but be the only happy person?

Would you rather have all your dreams come true but lose your empathy OR keep your empathy but never achieve your dreams?

Would you rather be able to erase painful memories OR relive happy memories whenever you want?

Would you rather live 200 years in the past OR 200 years in the future?

Would you rather have the power to end suffering OR the power to increase joy?

Would you rather be remembered for your achievements OR for your character?

Would you rather have infinite time but limited energy OR infinite energy but limited time?

Would you rather experience every emotion intensely OR never feel emotional pain?

Would you rather live in a world where everyone tells the truth OR where everyone is kind?

Would you rather have the ability to change one law in every country OR change the heart of one world leader?

Would you rather know the meaning of life OR know there is no meaning?

Would you rather be able to communicate with all animals OR speak all human languages?

Would you rather have perfect memory of your past OR perfect vision of possible futures?

Would you rather live in a world without music OR without books?

Would you rather be able to give life OR take it away painlessly?

Would you rather find true love that lasts 10 years OR have many meaningful relationships that each last 2 years?

Would you rather have to wear a tuxedo every day OR wear pajamas everywhere?

Would you rather always speak in movie quotes OR only communicate through interpretive dance?

Would you rather have your internet history made public OR have to explain every awkward photo of yourself?

Would you rather have a laugh that sounds like a donkey OR a sneeze that sounds like a foghorn?

Would you rather always have to enter rooms by announcing yourself OR always have to exit rooms by doing a cartwheel?

Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment played on repeat OR have everyone read your diary?

Would you rather only be able to whisper OR only be able to shout everything?

Would you rather have to wear a name tag that says your most embarrassing moment OR one that displays your salary?

Would you rather have fingers for toes OR toes for fingers?

Would you rather always have theme music playing when you enter a room OR have subtitles appear when you speak?

Would you rather have to hop everywhere for a year OR crawl everywhere for a month?

Would you rather accidentally send a love letter to your boss OR accidentally send your boss a photo meant for your partner?

Would you rather have to sing instead of speaking OR dance instead of walking?

Would you rather always have food stuck in your teeth OR always have toilet paper stuck to your shoe?

Would you rather have your autocorrect always change your texts to Shakespearean English OR pirate speak?

Would you rather have to wear clown makeup every day OR dress like a superhero everywhere you go?

Would you rather always smell like garlic OR always smell like fish?

Would you rather have your thoughts displayed above your head OR have your search history visible to everyone?

Would you rather only be able to communicate through rhyming OR only through questions?

Would you rather have a permanent clown nose OR permanent clown shoes?

Would you rather sweat maple syrup OR cry hot sauce?

Would you rather have your laugh sound like a car engine OR your voice sound like a cartoon character?

Would you rather always have wet socks OR always have a rock in your shoe?

Would you rather have to wear a chicken costume to work every day OR speak like a chicken?

Would you rather have your hair grow an inch every hour OR have it shrink an inch every hour?

Would you rather always have to walk backwards OR always have to walk sideways?

Would you rather have your clothes always be one size too big OR one size too small?

Would you rather have to take everything you say literally OR have everyone take everything you say literally?

Would you rather always have hiccups OR always feel like you need to sneeze?

Would you rather have your life narrated by Morgan Freeman OR have a laugh track play after everything you say?

Would you rather always have to speak in a British accent OR a robot voice?

Would you rather have uncontrollable gas in serious situations OR uncontrollable laughter in sad situations?

Would you rather have to wear swim goggles everywhere OR flippers on your feet?

Would you rather always have your fly down OR always have something in your teeth?

Would you rather have to moonwalk everywhere OR skip everywhere you go?

Would you rather have your phone always autocorrect to embarrassing words OR have it randomly call people?

Would you rather always have to eat with your hands OR always have to eat with chopsticks?

Would you rather have to wear mittens all year OR wear sandals in the snow?

Would you rather have your partner only communicate through interpretive dance for a week OR speak only in song lyrics?

Would you rather have matching ridiculous tattoos OR wear matching silly outfits everywhere for a month?

Would you rather have your partner snore like a freight train OR talk in their sleep about embarrassing things?

Would you rather have date nights only at children's playgrounds OR only at retirement homes?

Would you rather have your partner forget your anniversary every year OR remember it but celebrate it completely wrong?

Would you rather have to wear each others clothes for a week OR swap hairstyles for a month?

Would you rather have your partner be obsessed with collecting rubber ducks OR garden gnomes?

Would you rather every romantic dinner interrupted by food poisoning OR by your partner's loud hiccups?

Would you rather have your partner constantly quote movies inappropriately OR make up facts that sound believable?

Would you rather have to recreate your first date exactly every anniversary OR never be able to do the same activity twice?

Would you rather have your partner laugh at everything you say OR take everything you say completely literally?

Would you rather have to address each other by superhero names OR only speak in questions for a week?

Would you rather have your partner be unable to remember any movie plot OR spoil every movie within the first five minutes?

Would you rather date nights that always end in food fights OR always end with you both falling asleep?

Would you rather have your partner only give you gifts they made in elementary school crafts OR regift everything you give them?

Would you rather have to do all your grocery shopping in costume OR only be able to buy items that rhyme with your name?

Would you rather have your partner always use your least favorite pet name OR never use any pet names at all?

Would you rather have to communicate only through sticky notes for a month OR only through charades?

Would you rather have your partner be obsessed with a boy band OR a soap opera from the 1980s?

Would you rather have every photo you take together be photobombed by strangers OR always have weird facial expressions?

Would you rather have your partner constantly practice magic tricks OR always speak like a sports commentator?

Would you rather have to plan all dates using only activities from infomercials OR only activities your grandparents would enjoy?

Would you rather have your partner wake up every morning with a different accent OR a different personality?

Would you rather have to go on double dates with your parents every week OR with your exes?

Would you rather have your partner be unable to keep secrets OR unable to tell lies, even white lies?

Would you rather have to reenact a different romantic movie scene every day OR write and perform original love songs?

Would you rather have your partner always dress like they're from a different decade OR always use slang from that decade?

Would you rather have to take a selfie every hour you're together OR document everything you do in a daily vlog?

Would you rather have your partner always pack you lunch but it's always peanut butter and jelly OR never pack lunch but always surprise you with expensive dinners?

Would you rather use pickup lines from the internet every time you want to start a conversation OR end every conversation with a random fun fact?

Would you rather have a teacher who can read your mind during tests OR one who gives pop quizzes every day?

Would you rather have unlimited homework OR no summer break?

Would you rather have a friend who always has the latest gossip OR one who always has extra snacks?

Would you rather have a school that's haunted OR one that's infested with friendly rats?

Would you rather have a locker that's always organized OR one that's always stocked with snacks?

Would you rather have a teacher who sings instead of talking OR one who dances while teaching?

Would you rather have a school uniform that changes with your mood OR one that changes with the weather?

Would you rather have a friend who can finish your sentences OR one who can predict your test scores?

Would you rather have a cafeteria that serves gourmet meals OR one that serves breakfast for lunch?

Would you rather have a teacher who gives homework in the form of TikTok challenges OR one who grades based on memes?

Would you rather have a school that's shaped like a giant tree OR one that's shaped like a spaceship?

Would you rather have a friend who can make you laugh when you're sad OR one who can make you study when you're lazy?

Would you rather have a principal who is a wizard OR one who is a superhero?

Would you rather have a school that's underwater OR one that's in the clouds?

Would you rather have a teacher who assigns group projects every week OR one who gives oral presentations every day?

Would you rather have a friend who can hack into any social media account OR one who can get you out of any trouble?

Would you rather have a school that's open 24/7 OR one that's only open on weekends?

Would you rather have a teacher who grades based on effort OR one who grades based on creativity?

Would you rather have a friend who can make any food appear OR one who can make any song play?

Would you rather have a school that's completely silent OR one where everyone has to whisper?

Would you rather have a teacher who can time travel OR one who can speak every language?

Would you rather have a friend who can make any test easy OR one who can make any boring class fun?

Would you rather have a school that's always the perfect temperature OR one that's always playing your favorite music?

Would you rather have a teacher who can read minds OR one who can see the future?

Would you rather have a friend who can make anyone like you OR one who can make any homework disappear?

Would you rather have a school that's shaped like a castle OR one that's shaped like a roller coaster?

Would you rather have a teacher who can fly OR one who can become invisible?

Would you rather have a friend who can make any outfit look amazing OR one who can make any hairstyle look perfect?

Would you rather have a school that's always sunny outside OR one that's always snowy outside?

Would you rather have a teacher who can make any subject interesting OR one who can make any test easy?

Would you rather have a friend who can make any party awesome OR one who can make any boring situation fun?

Would you rather have to make a life-changing decision with no time to think OR have all the time in the world but with incomplete information?

Would you rather lose all your memories from the past year OR lose the ability to form new memories for the next year?

Would you rather be able to change one decision from your past OR be able to see the outcome of one decision you're about to make?

Would you rather have unlimited time but limited energy OR unlimited energy but limited time?

Would you rather know all the difficult truths about yourself OR live in blissful ignorance about your flaws?

Would you rather have to choose between two equally important people in your life OR choose between two equally important career opportunities?

Would you rather live in a world where lying is impossible OR live in a world where privacy doesn't exist?

Would you rather have to make all your decisions based on logic OR based on emotion?

Would you rather be incredibly successful but lonely OR have deep relationships but struggle financially?

Would you rather have the power to end one type of suffering in the world OR the power to bring one type of joy to everyone?

Would you rather know when you're going to die OR know how you're going to die?

Would you rather have to live with the consequences of a decision you made in haste OR live with the regret of a decision you never made?

Would you rather be able to change the past OR be able to predict the future?

Would you rather have to choose between your career and your family OR between your health and your dreams?

Would you rather live forever in your current state OR live a normal lifespan but be able to choose when to die?

Would you rather have all your dreams come true but lose someone you love OR keep that person but never achieve your dreams?

Would you rather be able to feel others' emotions OR have others feel your emotions?

Would you rather have to make a decision that affects thousands of people OR make a decision that affects only your immediate family?

Would you rather know the truth about everything but be unhappy OR live in a pleasant illusion but be happy?

Would you rather have to choose between two people you love equally OR choose between two opportunities that could change your life?

Would you rather live in a world where everyone tells the truth OR live in a world where everyone is kind?

Would you rather have to make all your decisions alone OR have to make all your decisions with input from others but never have the final say?

Would you rather have unlimited knowledge but no wisdom OR unlimited wisdom but no knowledge?

Would you rather have to choose between your values and your survival OR between your principles and your happiness?

Would you rather live in a world where you can read minds OR live in a world where you can control minds?

Would you rather have to make a decision that could save one person you love OR save ten strangers?

Would you rather live with the consequences of your worst decision OR never know what your best decision led to?

Would you rather have to choose between your past self and your future self OR between your authentic self and the person others want you to be?

Would you rather have to make a decision that affects your legacy OR make a decision that affects your immediate happiness?